codyjohnston:

We made it another year, you guys.

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

(Source: ollielephant)

tags: classic,

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

(Source: cassieisclose)

johnstamostimelessbeauty:

freshrosemary:

Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]

Paging
fritopaws
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jellynotjam

(Source: memoriesofelephants)

tags: elephants ;u;,

eunnieboo:

so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

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that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

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like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

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best friends forever

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fagmobs:

Steal Her Look: Cool Dog

Unreal Fur Wanderlust Coat - $323

Piers Atkinson Couture Snapback - $615

Bentley Motors Eye-ware - Price Upon Request

(Source: yugichrist)

brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

Tiny Detectives with Kate Mara and Ellen Page.

(Source: blomskvist)

tags: id watch it,